Kids say the funniest things. Mine make me laugh every day, they also make me want to pull out my hair......every day!
So here are a few recent sayings.....
Phoenix "What happens if I eat too many yoghurts?"
Me "You'll turn into a pot of yoghurt".
Levi "And have a squishy tummy like Mums!"
Thanks Levi!
The boys were playing a game of 'wouldn't it be funny if.......'
Levi "Wouldn't it be funny if you married a toilet! When people went to the toilet you'd yell STOP SITTING ON MY WIFE!"
I thought that was so funny..........and still do.
There's more, but they are all poo and wee related (the joys of boys!) like
Me "Phoenix what do you want for breakfast?"
Phoenix "Nothing, I'm busy pooing an egg." he says as he drops a ball from between his legs.......
anyway I'd better leave it at that for today before I horrify you all any more.
5 comments:
Haha sounds ALOT like our place too!
Ha! I know boys toilet humour well and it fascinates me that they never really grow out of it!
haha - that's so funny about marrying a toilet! Yes, we have a lot of jokes like that around here. Try to growl the kids when the humour gets too potty-mouthed but usually end up laughing along!
haha! love that one about marrying a toilet..too funny.
Yes sounds like it is everywhere! we have it here too...
bahaha funny!! :-)
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